dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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