Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
