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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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