"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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