Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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