We need to rekindle our bromance
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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