i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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