Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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