Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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