I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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