yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
the day after is always just damage control
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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