garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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