it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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