That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
