God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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