Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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