I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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