Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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