It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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