Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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I just want to make out with him forever
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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