So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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