did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have so many feelings about this burrito
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize