their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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