Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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