They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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