Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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