i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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