what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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