what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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