hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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