Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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