your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
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I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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