Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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