dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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