normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
