sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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