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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
one two three fourrrrnication!
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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