the day after is always just damage control
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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