margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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