The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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