Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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