its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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