OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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You're a waste of cheezeits
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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