chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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