you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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