my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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