I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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