I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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