please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it's like iHOP with fire
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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