got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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