you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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