oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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