you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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