Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
this boner is exhausting
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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