I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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