HIV tests are more positive than that guy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Shame - the story of my life.
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