according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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