we're blogging at a bar
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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